Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Official Drinking Game Rules for Clinton vs Trump 3

              Official Drinking Game Rules for Clinton vs Trump 3

1. Drink an entire bathtub of moonshine if the candidates shake hands at the beginning of
the debate.

2. Drink a sip of water if either candidate tells an outright, pants on fire, what planet are
you living on, you've got a fucking be kidding me, lie. (Pace yourself this is going to be a
long night.)

3. Drink a shot of whiskey if either candidate says a verifiable fact.

4. Drink a sip of beer if either candidate says,” I want to talk about the issues”

5. Drink two sips of beer if either candidate says, “I want to talk about the issues” then
immediately doesn't.

6. Drink two shots of whiskey if Donald Trump, coherently explains any of his policy
positions. (After you regain consciousness from the shock of such a thing happening.)

7. Drink 2 shots of whiskey if Hillary Clinton, makes you believe for even a second she's
ever experienced an actual human emotion. (Again after you regain consciousness.)

8. Chug an entire bottle of beer if the moderator asks a question about; Benghazi, Hillary
Clinton's private email server, WikiLeaks, Trump hot mic, Trump sexual assault victims,
Melania Trump or Bill Clinton. (then feel free to turn the TV off and go to bed)

9. Chug An entire bottle of beer if you watch the whole debate. (You've earned it. Hopefully,
we get to do this again in 4 years. I have a feeling we won't because monarchy is
starting to look pretty good right now.)

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